Joke thread

[Ian Key]

If empires are run by emperors

And kingdoms are run by kings

Who are countries run by?



A. Governments.

 

[T1 Terry]

If empires are run by emperors

And kingdoms are run by kings

Who are countries run by?



A. Governments.

Complete numpties. In reality big business, a ratio of 50:1 behind the scenes' pulling strings of the puppets the people thought they elected to do what was right by the people and country ......

But then, that answer isn't something you could laugh about is it ......

So maybe the natural progression with word association ..........

T1 Terry

 

[JohnV6]

 

[T1 Terry]

The Rock Johnston, Rocky Stallone and Arnie The terminator, are all drinking and talking about their favourite classical composers (you can tell it's a joke already) then they decide they will roll play their favourite composer, The Rock says, I'll be Beethoven, Rocky nods and says something they decided sounded like Mozart, Arnie thinks about it for a moment, then in his best Terminator voice says "I'll be Bach"

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

That’s in tune with the rest of your jokes Terry

 

[Archev]

On nocturnal manoeuvres, this cheap rate cheapskate was awakened primarily by my nose twitching at the fresh bread smell permeating through the house. I have removed that bonny seeded white loaf and recharged the pan with ingredients for a wholemeal bread which will just be ready to twitch the old nasal passages again just as the power tariff changes from 7 to 28.43 pence per unit daytime rate.
The car is feeding happily at 7.2kW and the Vtoman power bank is drawing 300 Watts at 72% currently on its way to assist in making my porridge and coffee at breakfast, heat my soup for lunch, and would then normally cook my evening meal. However I’m meeting my Daughter and her dog for dinner tonight which is why I’m making an extra bread for her.
I’ll now snatch a couple more hours of zzzzz’s -
good night