Joke thread

[T1 Terry]

Does that shop front sign say NEWS Take away ..... Do they have news over that way that can only viewed and spoken about on the premise?

The OFF LICENCE is interesting as well ..... that's taking the whole licencing thing a bit too far ..... "Hello, Hello, Hello you smell a bit off, I hope you have licence for that odor?"

T1 Terry

 

[LenEV2016]

Does that shop front sign say NEWS Take away ..... Do they have news over that way that can only viewed and spoken about on the premise?

The OFF LICENCE is interesting as well ..... that's taking the whole licencing thing a bit too far ..... "Hello, Hello, Hello you smell a bit off, I hope you have licence for that odor?"

T1 Terry

You won, you won everything!!!

 

[Everest]

Our friend decided to go on a wild back-packing holiday in remotest part of Australia. We warned him about the natives, the dangerous animals, but more importantly about keeping healthy on his days in the wild. He went anyway and we later heard that along a remote trail he met another hiker. "What's your name", he asked the hiker. "Terry" the other man said. "Ha ha", said our friend, "Terry's a girls name!" At that point, an angry Terry got out his gun and shot our friend dead. It is safe to conclude, therefore, that our friend died from dissin' Terry.

 

[MG Clive]

Our friend decided to go on a wild back-packing holiday in remotest part of Australia. We warned him about the natives, the dangerous animals, but more importantly about keeping healthy on his days in the wild. He went anyway and we later heard that along a remote trail he met another hiker. "What's your name", he asked the hiker. "Terry" the other man said. "Ha ha", said our friend, "Terry's a girls name!" At that point, an angry Terry got out his gun and shot our friend dead. It is safe to conclude, therefore, that our friend died from dissin' Terry.

That's a good one for our @T1 Terry

 

[LenEV2016]

That's a good one for our @T1 Terry

Would Terry shoot home before or after the weather forecast

 

[Black estate]