Joke thread

[Ian Key]

That's good, but @siteguru 's was bttter.

@siteguru's what?

And did I notice a bit of Arkwright's stammer creeping in there?

 

[Black estate]

 

[T1 Terry]

Does this sound familiar?

WIFE: You pick Dinner

HUSBAND: Burgers

WIFE: No

HUSBAND: Tacos

WIFE: No

HUSBAND: Pizza?

WIFE: Absolutely not

HUSBAND: Well, what do you want?

WIFE: I don't know, just pick something

HUSBAND: Welcome to marriage, where the choices are yours, but you'll always be wrong .....

T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

Has anybody seen that new film about mobile homes, so far I've only seen the trailer.

 

[salty]

Pull the other one!

 

[MG Clive]

Pull the other one!

We really need that 'facepalm' reaction.

 

[T1 Terry]

You need to see the motorhomes to get a balanced view .....

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

You need to see the motorhomes to get a balanced view .....

T1 Terry

I’ll sleep on it

 

[T1 Terry]

I’ll sleep on it

In it, you need to sleep in one to realise the difference Actually dragging one of those wobbly boxes around the countryside and enjoying all those toots of the horn and alternate waves you get when the 15 kms of traffic behind you finally get past when you pull over for a cuppa tea break ......

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

Short full of puns


T1 Terry

 

[salty]

Perhaps not actually a joke

 

[MG Clive]

Anybody fancy a really crappy joke?

Spoiler

 

[Ian Key]

The Chinese inventor of the camera lens has died. Rest in peace Zoo Min

 

[Archev]

Just traded the focus for an EV too, shame

 

[MG Clive]

Congrats to this happy couple, apparently they met on line.

 

[Archev]

Congrats to this happy couple, apparently they met on line.
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Clever - took a good few seconds to click

 

[5teep]

 

[Archev]

Just hanging around