Joke thread

[Everest]

My eyesight seems to be deteriorating

 

[Archev]

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Can’t get bored with stories like these

 

[Ian Key]

My eyesight seems to be deteriorating

Sorry. I didn't take off my glasses before I took the screen shot.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

My eyesight seems to be deteriorating

Its the way he tells them . To be read with a Frank Carson Irish blurry lilt.

 

[T1 Terry]

The young bloke asks his mum, how come I'm a ginger and you are a blonde?
Mother replies, do ask, the way that party went, just be thankful you don't bark .....

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

One of the neighbours is a 90yr old man with Dementia, ever morning he knocks on my door and asks if I've seen his wife ...... and every morning I have to explain to him that she has been dead for quite some time ....... I know I could move house, or just not answer the door, but to be honest it's worth it, just to see the smile on his face

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

One of the neighbours is a 90yr old man with Dementia, ever morning he knocks on my door and asks if I've seen his wife ...... and every morning I have to explain to him that she has been dead for quite some time ....... I know I could move house, or just not answer the door, but to be honest it's worth it, just to see the smile on his face

T1 Terry

I din't know you lived next door to Trump