Joke thread

Hmmm, so 2 moderators agree, but post #1512 remains? :unsure: 🤷‍♀️

Edited to add: I'm no prude having worked in a male-dominated industry for nigh on 40 years, and actually thought the joke was funny. But, not sure it's appropriate on here. JMHO.

It's on the edge. Hence the friendly reminder.
 
A British couple are walking down a street in Tenerife, they turn a corner and see a sign that says,
'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks €0.10', they look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.

They order a pint of lager and a cocktail and sure enough once the drinks are on the bar the English bartender says that'll be 20 cents please, the couple cant believe their luck.

They finish their drinks and order the same again, sure enough the drinks are poured and the barman says "That'll be 20 cents please".

Curiosity gets the better of the couple, and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply, the bartender says "Well it was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerife, and last year I won £109 Million on the Lottery, so I opened this bar, and I've got enough money that I don't have to worry about making any profit."

Happy with the story, the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks, and as the man is drinking his pint of lager he can't help but notice three old blokes sat in the corner who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in the bar.

"What's the deal with them three blokes over there?", the man asks the bartender.

"Ahh, those are three of my regulars, they're retired blokes from Yorkshire, they're waiting for Happy Hour.
 
Well, I've lost nearly 5 stone since 23 November 2024, but the belly is the most stubborn bit...

It still looks as bad as it ever was. I know it isn't, because my clothes are much looser, but it's still impeding sight lines, shall we say!

Seems odd to say that severely breaking your ankle has improved your health, but in a roundabout sort of way, it has.
 
Re #1512, can I just say I spent many years on an off driving commercially and took it very seriously, but I have scraped wheels on the kerb.
And last time l looked, I was a bloke!
Did you mean 1503? Otherwise, I'm not sure how the train and holy water fits the post comment ...... or is it a UK thing and us down under folk aren't in on the joke?

T1 Terry
 
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