A British couple are walking down a street in Tenerife, they turn a corner and see a sign that says,
'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks €0.10', they look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
They order a pint of lager and a cocktail and sure enough once the drinks are on the bar the English bartender says that'll be 20 cents please, the couple cant believe their luck.
They finish their drinks and order the same again, sure enough the drinks are poured and the barman says "That'll be 20 cents please".
Curiosity gets the better of the couple, and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply, the bartender says "Well it was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerife, and last year I won £109 Million on the Lottery, so I opened this bar, and I've got enough money that I don't have to worry about making any profit."
Happy with the story, the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks, and as the man is drinking his pint of lager he can't help but notice three old blokes sat in the corner who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in the bar.
"What's the deal with them three blokes over there?", the man asks the bartender.
"Ahh, those are three of my regulars, they're retired blokes from Yorkshire, they're waiting for Happy Hour.
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