Joke thread

[Black estate]

 

[Biker67]

 

[Archev]

Not a joke, but definitely amusing.
And definitely going, up in the world.

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Stiff competition there.

 

[salty]

Yep, definitely voting for that Pharmacy in the local Erection. Ooops sorry Election.

 

[MG Clive]

A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is.
A student puts up his hand and says "G".
The teacher says, "Why is that Angus?"

 

[Biker67]

 

[salty]

 

[MG Clive]

I had to have a laugh at this sign

 

[Biker67]

 

[Ruislip Resident]

A man walks into a bar where an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting.

‘Can you see me?’ he asks

They respond: ‘Yes,’ ‘Oui,’ ‘Sí,’ ‘Ja.’

 

[Biker67]

 

[salty]

 

[JohnV6]

Yep just bought some petrol for the Morgan. Not cheap at all

 

[Biker67]

Yep just bought some petrol for the Morgan. Not cheap at all

Yes mate, but I've yet to see any EV that's as beautiful as a Morgan!

 

[JohnV6]

Very true. Easy on the eye but high maintenance.

 

[Biker67]

Very true. Easy on the eye but high maintenance.

Really?
Surely it's waaaay less complicated than your MG or any other modern vehicle?

 

[Biker67]

This is a joke when you compare it to a lot of modern EV's.......

 

[T1 Terry]

I had to have a laugh at this sign

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And a get out of jail free card :lol:

T1 Terry

Very true. Easy on the eye but high maintenance.

Had a woman like that, had to trade her on a unit that didn't cost as much to maintain, but still had the desired shape, and the ride ......

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

This is a joke when you compare it to a lot of modern EV's.......

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Compared to this still factory version, just with better tyres and reworked computer mapping, have my doubts about how it would go against the claimed 29.1 mpg though
Serve me right for not checking I put the correct link up
Take 2


T1 Terry

 

[salty]

Happy Star Wars day.
with Ryobi-wan Kenobi.