Update on granny test;
1. Plugged in to 13A socket (turned off)
2. Locked car
3. Left key away of car, just in case it spotted me...
4. Turned on switched socket
5. Diagnostic box went through checks and stabilised.
6. Car locked charging cable port
7. Charge started fine
8. Left it for a bit and turned off at the wall
9. Charging stopped (duh)
10. Turned on again at the wall
11. Charging re-started fine.
All as you would hope and expect. Still baffled as to the 'advice' that
@Jon was given though. Must remember to unplug the charging cable before driving off... I'm assuming the dash would warn you in this eventuality anyway!