Joke thread

[salty]

You're only supposed to open one door each day not one advent calendar

Damn I've bought 24.

 

[T1 Terry]

Is this child abuse

Mate dressed his kids up as Mormons, no one would open the door when they knocked......

T1 Terry

 

[LenEV2016]

Damn I've bought 24.

Sounds like a great plan

 

[LenEV2016]

 

[LenEV2016]

May be pushing my luck with this one...

I bought my daughter a pregnant Barbie for Christmas!
Although I don't know how she became pregnant because Ken definitely came in a different box.

 

[MG Clive]

I've just been to the Doctors, and he kept asking me about my weight, so I said, "well it was about an hour and 10 minutes, but the chairs were comfortable".

 

[Lovemyev]

 

[salty]

 

[Archev]

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I’ve a feline I’m missing something here

 

[johnb80]

I’ve a feline I’m missing something here

Yes

 

[T1 Terry]

I’ve a feline I’m missing something here

Possibly age related, ED is the new age term for it, the older I get, the more I miss it too
Apparently, Trump reckoned he could just go up and grab a hand full .....

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

I think even at that age, Trump was probably a Euka player ...... with a full hand and going it alone ........

T1 Terry

 

[JohnV6]

I went for divorced Barbie. She came with Ken’s house, Ken’s car and a share of his pension all for free.

 

[Archev]

Possibly age related, ED is the new age term for it, the older I get, the more I miss it too
Apparently, Trump reckoned he could just go up and grab a hand full .....

T1 Terry

I think you’re wrong there Terry. I think he meant ALL of Canada - not just EDmonton

 

[salty]

 

[OriginalBigAl]

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Funny , but, pedantic corner, that would have to be a Luna satellite.

 

[salty]

Funny , but, pedantic corner, that would have to be a Luna satellite.

Oh ok, Apollo G's

 

[Ian Key]

If you are the eldest child remember you are the reason your parents did it again.

 

[MG Clive]

If you are the eldest child remember you are the reason your parents did it again.

So if you're the youngest, they finally got it right.

 

[T1 Terry]

If you are an only child, chances are, you are the reason your father always seems grumpy and your mother gives thanks every day since you were born

T1 Terry