Joke thread

[salty]

You're only supposed to open one door each day not one advent calendar

Damn I've bought 24.

 

[T1 Terry]

Is this child abuse

Mate dressed his kids up as Mormons, no one would open the door when they knocked......

T1 Terry

 

[LenEV2016]

Damn I've bought 24.

Sounds like a great plan

 

[LenEV2016]

 

[LenEV2016]

May be pushing my luck with this one...

I bought my daughter a pregnant Barbie for Christmas!
Although I don't know how she became pregnant because Ken definitely came in a different box.

 

[MG Clive]

I've just been to the Doctors, and he kept asking me about my weight, so I said, "well it was about an hour and 10 minutes, but the chairs were comfortable".