Joke thread

[Joules]

They give us cyclists a bad name

 

[salty]

 

[siteguru]

Geordies - you might need to put a shirt on.

 

[Archev]

Geordies - you might need to put a shirt on.

OMGeordie that bad huh ?

 

[Archev]

 

[salty]

 

[salty]

 

[salty]

Hard times, even for Dr Who.

 

[MG Clive]

Hard times, even for Dr Who.

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You'd almost think it should be Turdis .

 

[Ian Key]

Turds And Related Discharges In Situ?

 

[salty]

Bet them workers are on,
Time and a Turd.

 

[Susanna]

You are all disgusting…….!

 

[Everest]

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I'm surprised he got a 7 letter word when he can't spell Vordeman

 

[MG Clive]

I'm surprised he got a 7 letter word when he can't spell Vordeman

Or Carol

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Nine Richard ....... oooocarol .

 

[salty]

I'm surprised he got a 7 letter word when he can't spell Vordeman

Or Carol

That's probably why he was pretty pleased, with himself, then.

 

[salty]

 

[Archev]

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But pray tell, why boil hosiery ?

 

[salty]

But pray tell, why boil hosiery ?

Very smelly feet, perhaps.

 

[Archev]

Very smelly feet, perhaps.

Purely in Hull ?