Joke thread

[Archev]

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The delivery carriage is only three stops away. The servant will make a contemporary watercolour sketch of the package in your entrance vestibule.

 

[Ian Key]

Never heard of her.

She has her own quiz show on Monday evenings on BBC2 called Only Connect. She's also a professional poker player and she holds a unique place in poker history as the first person to win the prestigious European Poker Tour twice.

 

[Gomev]

I remember listening to her father on the radio, she has much the same humour methinks.