Joke thread

[Archev]

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The delivery carriage is only three stops away. The servant will make a contemporary watercolour sketch of the package in your entrance vestibule.

 

[Ian Key]

Never heard of her.

She has her own quiz show on Monday evenings on BBC2 called Only Connect. She's also a professional poker player and she holds a unique place in poker history as the first person to win the prestigious European Poker Tour twice.

 

[Gomev]

I remember listening to her father on the radio, she has much the same humour methinks.

 

[m4rmite]

Never heard of her.

If you saw her, you'd remember her
Very easy on the eye and a great sense of humour.

 

[Everest]

I think I've triggered the Victoria Coren fan club into action

 

[Everest]

OK, so let's make this a bit harder - though probably won't stump @MG Clive for more than 15 mins.

What two hits of this artist...

became even better known when they were covered by this artist...

 

[MG Clive]

My answer is. . . .

Spoiler

="Cocaine and After Midnight."

 

[Ian Key]

OK, so let's make this a bit harder - though probably won't stump @MG Clive for more than 15 mins.

What two hits of this artist...

became even better known when they were covered by this artist...

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I know the covering artist

Spoiler

Eric as in Monty Python's Eric the half a bee, Clap, Ton... Eric Clapton

 

[MG Clive]

I know the covering artist

Spoiler

Eric as in Monty Python's Eric the half a bee, Clap, Ton... Eric Clapton

The artists were quite easy to work out, but I had to Google the songs by both, and compare them to get my answer.

 

[Everest]

The artists were quite easy to work out

You're all too quick to MGC again, despite the little google cheat!

I know the covering artist

I thought the bee might be tricky.

Spoiler: The original artist was...

J J Cale

 

[siteguru]

Never heard of him/her/it

 

[Everest]

So, little Jonny came home from school and said to his dad...
"Teacher told us there was going be a solar eclipse next week - can you explain how that happens?"
Dad thought for a brief moment and then replied... "No, son"

 

[GaryMG4]

Just seen this and oddly enough listening to the artist in question although not nose snow.

 

[decrep]

From my windsurfing forum.

Who thinks it's funny?

 

[Archev]

From my windsurfing forum.
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Who thinks it's funny?

OK we’ll skip it then.

 

[MG Clive]

Who thinks it's funny?

Nahh, it's rubbish

 

[salty]

Actually don't mind jokes about EVs. Some of um are really funny.
Total Bollox, but funny.

 

[MG Clive]

Actually don't mind jokes about EVs. Some of um are really funny.
Total Bollox, but funny.

Just don't try that one on a Tesla forum.

 

[salty]

Just don't try that one on a Tesla forum.

Have they not got a sense of humour, then. Best not post these on there then.

 

[Archev]

DC

Actually don't mind jokes about EVs. Some of um are really funny.
Total Bollox, but funny.

I'm off shortly to collect some milk substitute in my Stellantis soya float ya?