Joke thread

[JohnV6]

A bit of a clasic that one.

 

[Ian Key]

That's a belter.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

That one might be a bit beyond some of our readers @chowbenter

It took me three reads , I kept skipping , disregarding the first word . Any one else hoping they live long enough to see the imminent the Super Nova.?

 

[5teep]

Could be tomorrow!

 

[MG Clive]

Could be tomorrow!

Or in 10000 years.

 

[siteguru]

Or it might already have happened.

 

[5teep]

Just don't say the name 3 times.

 

[siteguru]

VW Beetle
VW Beetle
VW Beetle

Oops!

 

[Ian Key]

In that case then

Lottery win
Lottery win
Lottery win

 

[siteguru]

In that case then

Lottery win
Lottery win
Lottery win

Congratulations on getting 2 numbers and a free Lucky Dip ticket.

 

[MG Clive]

Beer maths:

90 beers, minus your age

Plus 35 more beers

Equals - The year of your birth!

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Beer maths:

90 beers, minus your age

Plus 35 more beers

Equals - The year of your birth!

The best thing about it is that next year you get an extra beer.

 

[chowbenter]

 

[m4rmite]

View attachment 40793

In the midlands you could change 2 hours, to 2 miles.

 

[siteguru]

In the midlands you could change 2 hours, to 2 miles.

Same for the North East But you have to be a local to be able to discern the differences (apart from the change in wording).