Joke thread

[MG Clive]

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!

Only a Scotsman could get away with that one.

 

[LenEV2016]

Only a Scotsman could get away with that one.

There are some countries jealous they have to wd40 their zips

 

[Ian Key]

My wife asked me if she could have a bit of peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner.

I took the battery out of the smoke alarm.