Joke thread

[LenEV2016]

I've just lost the money for my wife's epilepsy prescription in the bookies…

She'll have a fit when she finds out!

 

[LenEV2016]

URGENT APPEAL
This Christmas we're asking people on Benefits to donate £10 per month to help the working families across the UK.

 

[T1 Terry]

I bet we all know a special lady that would appreciate one of these for Christmas

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

A man was taking a taxi to the airport for a business trip and tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask if he knew the way.

The driver let out a scream, veered across the road before slamming the brakes on. "You're a bit jumpy aren't you?" the passenger asked.

The taxi driver replied "This is my first day on the job. I've been driving a hearse before now"

 

[Big Ears]

 

[Big Ears]

And the roll is the wrong way around...

 

[MG Clive]

And you say you don't get these off Facebook Kev, both of those appeared on there this morning.

 

[Big Ears]

Honestly, no, I didn't, but it may be that where I got them, they got them from there.

 

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[LenEV2016]

This comes out every year

 

[Big Ears]

 

[MG Clive]

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But not many sleeps to go now.

 

[LenEV2016]

But not many sleeps to go now.

I am so excited for my present