Joke thread

[Archev]

Hmm... not sure you deserved the "" emoji...

I make it 7 candles, 4 illuminated, 3 not.

1100101

= 64+32+4+1

But can one count on being binary?

 

[decrep]

View attachment 41965

A guy here made a windsurfer a bit like that several years ago, he couldn't sail it.

 

[siteguru]

But can one count on being binary?

In Spanish you certainly can't count on being non-binary ...

No binaria (feminine)

No binario (masculine)

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Hmm... not sure you deserved the "" emoji...

I make it 7 candles, 4 illuminated, 3 not.

1100101

= 64+32+4+1

Depends on how you ask the question..... 5 candles in binary is 101 is it not ? Archev may be ambitious but unless he changes his name to Methuselah 1100101 is a bit of a stretch. Keep it simple !!

 

[MG Clive]

4 candles is always best.

 

[JohnV6]

 

[LenEV2016]

Noddy Holder was caught eating in class.
His teacher let out a roar, "Holder, what are you eating?"

He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"

 

[5teep]

 

[salty]

A man got injured playing Peek-a-Boo.
He's currently in the ICU.

 

[MG Clive]

A man got injured playing Peek-a-Boo.
He's currently in the ICU.

Oi, that's my joke.

 

[Everest]

Oi, that's my joke.

Which @salty responded with a laugh on the day you posted it...

There's a pattern going on here...

Post in thread 'Joke thread'

Nov 28, 2025

To be fair, didn't see it, first time round.

But you did 'Like' it on the day @Everest posted it.

• MG Clive

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[siteguru]

It's Deja Vu all over again

 

[Archev]

It's Deja Vu all over again

Never saw that coming

 

[salty]

It's Deja Vu all over again

Pardon?

 

[salty]

Peeking Duck

 

[LenEV2016]

Which @salty responded with a laugh on the day you posted it...

There's a pattern going on here...

Post in thread 'Joke thread'

Nov 28, 2025

To be fair, didn't see it, first time round.

But you did 'Like' it on the day @Everest posted it.

• MG Clive

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It's like I said a few weeks ago, I used to think @salty used to like my posts, then when I realised he was the top contributor 8 or so months in a row, I realised he liked everyone's posts.
And now it would appear he hasn't even been paying attention to them, who would ever employ that tactic

 

[salty]

Oi, that's my joke.

Soz, Clive. But it was April. That's my excuse.

 

[salty]

It's like I said a few weeks ago, I used to think @salty used to like my posts, then when I realised he was the top contributor 8 or so months in a row, I realised he liked everyone's posts.
And now it would appear he hasn't even been paying attention to them, who would ever employ that tactic

Mmmm I wonder.

 

[Archev]

Mmmm I wonder.