Joke thread

[Archev]

@Archev - well it is Valentine’s Day, and also the birthday of the person who will be accompanying me, so a treat is in order for us both, I think.

I’m only jealous . And I must confess I searched and searched Tesco’s shelves for dark chocolate and ginger this afternoon. (I was totally unsuccessful so I needn’t worry about my deceit slipping out to my daughter, my phlebotomist or my diabetic nurse )

 

[Susanna]

@Archev - I don’t think I’ve seen it in Tescos either. But they seem to have something against ginger anyway. They used to sell ginger ice cream. Delicious. Ginger jam - very good in porridge. Gone as well.
‘Madam, you are the 17th person today to whom I’ve had to say “there’s no call for it”…
(Obviously, I’ve made that up)

 

[Archev]

@Archev - I don’t think I’ve seen it in Tescos either. But they seem to have something against ginger anyway. They used to sell ginger ice cream. Delicious. Ginger jam - very good in porridge. Gone as well.
‘Madam, you are the 17th person today to whom I’ve had to say “there’s no call for it”…
(Obviously, I’ve made that up)

Well as a onetime (now faded) ginger carrot top I think that’s terrible.