Joke thread

[Archev]

@Archev - well it is Valentine’s Day, and also the birthday of the person who will be accompanying me, so a treat is in order for us both, I think.

I’m only jealous . And I must confess I searched and searched Tesco’s shelves for dark chocolate and ginger this afternoon. (I was totally unsuccessful so I needn’t worry about my deceit slipping out to my daughter, my phlebotomist or my diabetic nurse )

 

[Susanna]

@Archev - I don’t think I’ve seen it in Tescos either. But they seem to have something against ginger anyway. They used to sell ginger ice cream. Delicious. Ginger jam - very good in porridge. Gone as well.
‘Madam, you are the 17th person today to whom I’ve had to say “there’s no call for it”…
(Obviously, I’ve made that up)

 

[Archev]

@Archev - I don’t think I’ve seen it in Tescos either. But they seem to have something against ginger anyway. They used to sell ginger ice cream. Delicious. Ginger jam - very good in porridge. Gone as well.
‘Madam, you are the 17th person today to whom I’ve had to say “there’s no call for it”…
(Obviously, I’ve made that up)

Well as a onetime (now faded) ginger carrot top I think that’s terrible.

 

[T1 Terry]

The best ginger is grown here in Australia, Buderim Ginger Welcome to The Ginger Factory | Sunshine Coast, Yandina QLD For a real treat, a jar of ginger stems in ginger syrup ..... You can't really hog them all down in one go, the flavour goes on for quite a while and flows up through the nose where the very best flavour tasting senses are ........

Now I have to hunt down a jar of it

T1 Terry