Joke thread

[Archev]

This one is for @Archev to explain who Jonny is .....


T1 Terry

No idea but I wish I could saw a fiddle

 

[5teep]

Somebody asked ChatGPT

 

[salty]

 

[MG Clive]

Talking of dogs, I've been teaching mine to beg, and he's doing ok so far, yesterday he came home with £16.50.

 

[Ian Key]

Reminds me of the old joke about the wife going out on the game because they were very short of money and she comes back with £21.50. The husband asks "Who gave you 50p" and she replies "They all did"

 

[MG Clive]

I'm also trying to teach him to fetch tools from the shed, he's not perfect at it, but he knows the drill.

 

[Ian Key]

I taught my dog to go to the local bookies. He did win a lot.

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular

I think we can all learn something from this .....

Shut up and just get on with it

T1 Terry