Joke thread

[Archev]

This one is for @Archev to explain who Jonny is .....


T1 Terry

No idea but I wish I could saw a fiddle

 

[5teep]

Somebody asked ChatGPT

 

[salty]

 

[MG Clive]

Talking of dogs, I've been teaching mine to beg, and he's doing ok so far, yesterday he came home with £16.50.

 

[Ian Key]

Reminds me of the old joke about the wife going out on the game because they were very short of money and she comes back with £21.50. The husband asks "Who gave you 50p" and she replies "They all did"

 

[MG Clive]

I'm also trying to teach him to fetch tools from the shed, he's not perfect at it, but he knows the drill.

 

[Ian Key]

I taught my dog to go to the local bookies. He did win a lot.

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular

I think we can all learn something from this .....

Shut up and just get on with it

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[Archev]

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It appears to stammer a wee bit, but otherwise serviceable.

 

[Ian Key]

A woman fed up with her boyfriend having no money asks "Do you drink beer?
He replies "Yes"
"How often do you drink?"
"Every day"
"How many?"
"Three" he replies.
She then says "Three beers a day is £12, seven days a week is £84, fifty-two weeks a year is £4,368 and I've known you for 12 years so that's £52,416. Do you know you could have bought a MG IM6 for that.

He then asks "Do you drink?"
"No" she replies
"Where's your IM6 then?