Joke thread

[PeterHR2]

At that price it isn't meant for Yourkshiremen.

Especially as he'd have to pay carriage too!

 

[T1 Terry]

Ex Prince Andrew explained


T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

Why are pizzas made round, packed in a square box and eaten in triangles?

 

[Archev]

Obvious - if they were dumpling shaped all the toppings would fall off

 

[Gomev]

“Tha' can always tell a Yorkshireman, but tha' can't tell 'im much!”

I'm saving up for the mug > Yorkshireman mug.

The fridge magnet is cheaper

Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman

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[MG Clive]

The fridge magnet is cheaper

You'll do for me mate.

 

[T1 Terry]

Why are pizzas made round, packed in a square box and eaten in triangles?

And what about that little 3 leg table in the middle? It's not like it's big enough to sit around and eat the pizza on so the ants don't get it ..... I think the whole idea was probably thought out by the Italians .... looks great but there is no logical sense in the design .....

T1 Terry

 

[PeterHR2]

Obvious - if they were dumpling shaped all the toppings would fall off

Sorry to spoil the (funny observational joke), but they are not triangles. They are sectors (of a circle). They are technically not even non-Euclidian triangles, even when you have a slight limpness about the slice. They are then technically curved sectors or hyperbolic triangle-like shapes... Sorry, I'll get my coat and hat and ...

Edit: It's probably clear anyway, but I don't quite know @Archev's message got quoted. Should have been @Ian Key's "Why are pizzas made round, packed in a square box and eaten in triangles"

 

[siteguru]

Edit: It's probably clear anyway, but I don't quite know @Archev's message got quoted. Should have been @Ian Key's "Why are pizzas made round, packed in a square box and eaten in triangles"

In my old Help Desk days we'd classify that anomaly under the heading PICNIC.

 

[Ian Key]

In my old Help Desk days we'd classify that anomaly under the heading PICNIC.

Is that an IBM error?

 

[PeterHR2]

In my old Help Desk days we'd classify that anomaly under the heading PICNIC.

In my defence, I had a 20-minute broadband outage just as I selected the wrong message and that diverted my attention somewhat.

 

[Ian Key]

 

[salty]

 

[siteguru]

What do you call a firm of Geordie solicitors?

Spoiler: NSFW?

Hadaway and Shite

 

[T1 Terry]

In my old Help Desk days we'd classify that anomaly under the heading PICNIC.

Margaret's term was PEBCAK, but picnic does sound better .....

T1 Terry

 

[siteguru]

PEBKAC rather than PEBCAK over here.

 

[T1 Terry]

PEBKAC rather than PEBCAK over here.

Chair and keyboard or keyboard and chair, a bit like the ID-10-T error code

T1 Terry