Joke thread

[Everest]

My eyesight seems to be deteriorating

 

[Archev]

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Can’t get bored with stories like these

 

[Ian Key]

My eyesight seems to be deteriorating

Sorry. I didn't take off my glasses before I took the screen shot.

 

[OriginalBigAl]

My eyesight seems to be deteriorating

Its the way he tells them . To be read with a Frank Carson Irish blurry lilt.

 

[T1 Terry]

The young bloke asks his mum, how come I'm a ginger and you are a blonde?
Mother replies, don't ask, the way that party went, just be thankful you don't bark .....

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

One of the neighbours is a 90yr old man with Dementia, ever morning he knocks on my door and asks if I've seen his wife ...... and every morning I have to explain to him that she has been dead for quite some time ....... I know I could move house, or just not answer the door, but to be honest it's worth it, just to see the smile on his face

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

One of the neighbours is a 90yr old man with Dementia, ever morning he knocks on my door and asks if I've seen his wife ...... and every morning I have to explain to him that she has been dead for quite some time ....... I know I could move house, or just not answer the door, but to be honest it's worth it, just to see the smile on his face

T1 Terry

I din't know you lived next door to Trump

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

An elderly couple are celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary. Over dinner the husband asks, we have 6 wonderful children, but the 6th child doesn't look like the others, did he have a different father?
The wife hangs her head, trying to pluck up the courage to answer ... finally, yes dear ......
The old man is visibly shaken by this news and asks, who was he, do I know him...

The wife hangs her head again, trying to decided how to word the reply ....

Yes, you know him ..... it was you ....

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[siteguru]

Looking at the pub name, all the Spurs fans will be there drowning their sorrows.

 

[Micropop]