Joke thread

[LenEV2016]

It used to be a Christmas tradition for our whole family to go down to the pub, come home after a few hours and deck the halls…

To be honest, I'm surprised the Halls carried on living next door for as long as they did!

 

[Gomev]

Shopping recently and saw this, genuine.

 

[LenEV2016]

Me: "Do you have any books on turtles?"

Librarian: "Hard back?"

Me: "Yeah, with little heads."