Joke thread

[PeterHR2]

At that price it isn't meant for Yourkshiremen.

Especially as he'd have to pay carriage too!

 

[T1 Terry]

Ex Prince Andrew explained


T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

Why are pizzas made round, packed in a square box and eaten in triangles?

 

[Archev]

Obvious - if they were dumpling shaped all the toppings would fall off

 

[Gomev]

“Tha' can always tell a Yorkshireman, but tha' can't tell 'im much!”

I'm saving up for the mug > Yorkshireman mug.

The fridge magnet is cheaper

Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman

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[MG Clive]

The fridge magnet is cheaper

You'll do for me mate.

 

[T1 Terry]

Why are pizzas made round, packed in a square box and eaten in triangles?

And what about that little 3 leg table in the middle? It's not like it's big enough to sit around and eat the pizza on so the ants don't get it ..... I think the whole idea was probably thought out by the Italians .... looks great but there is no logical sense in the design .....

T1 Terry

 

[PeterHR2]

Obvious - if they were dumpling shaped all the toppings would fall off

Sorry to spoil the (funny observational joke), but they are not triangles. They are sectors (of a circle). They are technically not even non-Euclidian triangles, even when you have a slight limpness about the slice. They are then technically curved sectors or hyperbolic triangle-like shapes... Sorry, I'll get my coat and hat and ...

Edit: It's probably clear anyway, but I don't quite know @Archev's message got quoted. Should have been @Ian Key's "Why are pizzas made round, packed in a square box and eaten in triangles"

 

[siteguru]

Edit: It's probably clear anyway, but I don't quite know @Archev's message got quoted. Should have been @Ian Key's "Why are pizzas made round, packed in a square box and eaten in triangles"

In my old Help Desk days we'd classify that anomaly under the heading PICNIC.

 

[Ian Key]

In my old Help Desk days we'd classify that anomaly under the heading PICNIC.

Is that an IBM error?

 

[PeterHR2]

In my old Help Desk days we'd classify that anomaly under the heading PICNIC.

In my defence, I had a 20-minute broadband outage just as I selected the wrong message and that diverted my attention somewhat.

 

[Ian Key]

 

[salty]

 

[siteguru]

What do you call a firm of Geordie solicitors?

Spoiler: NSFW?

Hadaway and Shite

 

[T1 Terry]

In my old Help Desk days we'd classify that anomaly under the heading PICNIC.

Margaret's term was PEBCAK, but picnic does sound better .....

T1 Terry

 

[siteguru]

PEBKAC rather than PEBCAK over here.

 

[T1 Terry]

PEBKAC rather than PEBCAK over here.

Chair and keyboard or keyboard and chair, a bit like the ID-10-T error code

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

Two young toddlers in a double crib side by side, when everyone has left for them to have a sleep, the little boy rolls over and in toddler talk, asked the other one if they are a boy or a girl ......
"I don't know, how do you tell"
The little boys says he knows how and burrows under the blankets ..... he's down there for a while and comes back up with a big smile
"You are a girl"
"How do you know"
"Well, you have pink socks and I have blue socks"

T1 Terry

 

[T1 Terry]

An elderly man goes to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor checks him over and there is nothing physically wrong with him.
The doctor tells him not to go to bed with all his problems .... he explained that he'd try that, but there isn't enough room for him and the woman he really wants to go to bed with and the wife who refuses to leave .... so he just lays there thinking about what could be .......

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]