Actually, Captain, driving in the centre of the lane is not always where you want or need to be. One road I use in particular has ‘speed mounds’ in the centre of the original lane. That would be a speed bump that’s around four feet square, either side of the road that it is possible to straddle. Our idiot council, in their infinite wisdom, have introduced cycle lanes on either side of this 13 foot wide road and left a single lane down the centre for vehicles, of which 6 per hour are double decked busses. If the road is clear, which it is most of the time, to straddle the speed bump, you need to cross the white line. This same road has these strange chicane sections too, these sections also have white lines and they cause a twitch of LKA too. I will always be a better driver than the car, I am more experienced, I have ‘proper’ road craft and drove professionally for years up to and including anti terror driving. All I ask is the ability to turn off all the idiot settings with a single, physical button. Obviously way too much to ask. And… it’s not about ‘hyper vigilance’ I saw mentioned elsewhere. Under UK law, you are required to pay attention, hence we have offences such as ‘Driving without due care’ etc. I guarantee you, half the drivers where I live in Norfolk would be unable to pass a driving test, even given three months notice to up their game. Yesterday alone, i drove 16 miles, was I a traffic cop, I could have had a field day, I had two drivers pull away from the kerb when I was less than 6 feet from the rear of their vehicle, I had three drivers pull out in front of me from side roads and one pillock doing about 40 mph in a narrow close where three little girls were playing on their bikes in the street! Norfolk driving standards are horrific. Spleen vented. Feel better now.