Well, the VDI tool arrived today.
Software installation on the laptop was already done, and took about 15 minutes to download and install.
Once in the car, connecting took about 5 minutes to load the vehicle data and show available updates.
The CCU was already up to date. So, when I asked the last dealer to do the EVCC update, it looks like they did the CCU instead
Anyway, I selected the EVCC update, installed (took less than 3 mins), disconnected and drove to a Tesla charger just round the corner.
Worked perfectly!
How dealers can justify the best part of £200 for about 10 minutes work is absolutely scandalous. I understand costs have to be covered, but that's just insane.
Additionally, it's also shocking how even the techs working on the car have no idea what I asking for when asking for the EVCC to be updated.
Regardless, this was a very quick and easy task to do providing you have a VDI tool.
@johnb80 drop me a PM if you want it. Selling for £60 delivered

Looks like
@boomish will have it after you as well so we can all get the update done for relatively limited costs each